Edinburgh Fringe 2022

Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe 2022 winner is Masai Graham.

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get Pasta
- Masai Graham

The rest of the top 10:
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Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next day delivery
- Mark Simmons

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
- Olaf Falafel

By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family
- Hannah Fairweather

I hate funerals - I'm not a mourning person
- Will Mars

I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
- Olaf Falafel

I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
- Richard Pulsford

Tim Vine
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
- Tim Vine

Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate
- Sophie Duker

I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
- Will Duggan

Some good ones there

I handed in my notice at Subway today....

They'll never find anyone as good as me to fill that roll

I don't care what you calls it, Lady Chat'ly.
I calls it OVERTIME!

And there’s more …


@WhoElseButAlf

Portsmouth, eh?

Minded me of when I lived in Manchester, and a work colleague left to take a job in Colchester.

After a couple of months, he came to visit me, and said, "When I die, make sure they inscribe my headstone with, 'I'd rather be here than in Colchester'"!

What about the Baker's lad who fell into the scone mix and drowned.

It looks quite innocuous, but beneath the surface, there are really strong currants.

And the baker never did pay his bill for having the lad's ghost exorcized from the bakery.

He ended up getting repossessed!

Google search for missing medieval servant, confirms, "This page cannot be found"!

Nit combs.
Best thing since liced head.

Did you hear about the Gay Bellringer...? he tolled his mate off....

Just said on my telly that the late queen had over 60 corgis in 50 years.

Did nobody think of telling her how to take care of them?